AODE TO POLYGRIP
I was a ‘polygrip’ user
I couldn’t do without.
Whenever I had fun with friends
I had to take me grout!
I kept it in my pocket,
I kept some in my car.
‘polygrip’ was my companion
If I travelled near of far
It became a slight obsession,
I felt it was a friend.
If I was ever bereft of it
‘An e-mail I would send.
“I’m lost without my ‘polygrip’
Can you get two dozen in store?!!!”
I found the more I had of it-
I only needed more!!!!!
It made me very secretive-
To use it was real ‘tough’.
I had to make excuses
To squeeze on just enough.
“I’m going to check I’ve locked the car”
I’m going to the loo”.
But the absolute truth was-
None of that was true!
I had to glue my teeth in
To make sure they didn’t slip.
Oh my, Oh my, what would I do?
Without my ‘polygrip’?!!!!
Then I discovered Sandra-
She changed the world for me.
With skilful hands, some waxy ‘stuff’
My whole mouth be-came free!!!!
No more use of ‘polygrip’,
No more wasted years-
All of that I’ve left behind
Gone are my ‘polygrip’ years!!!
My new and perfect dentures
Mean that I am now complete.
From my newly dentured head
Right down to ‘jazzy socked’ feet!!!
So to you Sandra – Thank You!!!!
You’ve totally changed my life.
My teeth do all the work now-
I don’t even need a knife!!!
Many thanks Sandra – my new dentures are fantastic!
I never thought I’d see the day when I didn’t
need adhesive.
Thanks Again, Chris
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